Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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