we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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