If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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