weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.