just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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