I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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