i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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