I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
