some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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