these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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