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• (949): View more from California

  Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?

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  hahahahahahahahahahaha

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!

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  Well, there goes breastfeeding.

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• (415): View more from California

  there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping

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• (813): View more from Florida

  There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you

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• (661): View more from California

  It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar

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  And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?

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  Yes. Highly encouraged though.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I love you. Go after that dick

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