ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...