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• (619): View more from California

  just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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• (323): View more from California

  Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?

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