Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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