We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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