we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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