i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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