thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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