doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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