Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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