A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just pynch a tree in the face
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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