So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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