And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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