so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize