He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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