Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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