He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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