They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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