so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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