If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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