Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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