My Higher Power is John Stamos
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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