is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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