I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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