Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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