wake up i wanna do it froggy style
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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