glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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