why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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