Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i've created a new STD.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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