i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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