I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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