I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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