When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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