Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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