They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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