She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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