you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
