i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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