are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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