The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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