At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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