He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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