what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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