why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Green mimosas i think yes
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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