yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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