we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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