Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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